keremmermutlu:

maudit

WELL TUMBLRBOT I HAVE THIS OLD BEAR MY MOTHER SAYS IS ABSOLUTELY SMELLY THO I CAN’T AGREE BECAUSE I DON’T SMELL ANYTHING HE USED TO BE BLUE BUT NOW HE’S THIS SORT OF FADED GRAY AND HE’LL PROLLY TURN WHITE SOON OR SOMETHING HAHA I DON’T LIKE TO WASH HIM BECAUSE HE GETS THINNER AND THINNER AND HE GETS ENOUGH OF THAT BECAUSE OF MY EXCESSIVE HUGGING AND YEAH I STILL KEEP HIM CLOSE WHEN I SLEEP NO SHAME I AM A CHILD AND I WILL NEVER GET RID OF THAT BEAR

dumbpointyanimeshades:

my sister downloaded this thing on her ipod that lets her autotune her voice to twinkle twinkle little star

she made….this with it.

(Source: yorshs)

gemmacorrell:

by request.

original available for purchase - $50.00 (inbox me)

defibrilate:

Tea Eggs!

I got the idea from Binondo, and I was bored and we have a tray of quail eggs in the fridge. Just steep some tea and boil the eggs in it (in a saucepan) for a couple of minutes. And then let it soak there for another couple of minutes. Haha. 

I have discovered a profound appreciation for sitting/walking around in my room in my undies. 

Theory: Programming your inside voice to British will allow you to think up bigger words than usual.

mostgay:

Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified